Her Monday must-watch (10/31)

Happy Halloween TV fans! I have only two words for you on this spooktacular night: slutty - wait for it - pumpkin. This How I Met Your Mother episode (8/7c on CBS) is several years in the making. So who is she? Three hints: not the mother, traded Pacey in for Tom Cruise and gourdgeous! Grab yourself an embarrassing amount of candy and tune in.

Her Monday must-watch (10/17)

If it ain't broke...it ain't my must-watch! Tonight I'm looking forward to what's sure to be another hilarious episode of 2 Broke Girls (8:30/7:30c on CBS). Really hoping Caroline delivers one of her signature quotes ending in "biiiitch!" Anything that girl says is funny when she throws a b-spot up in there. And it will be interesting to see if Max can break her record of how many punchlines she can fit in a half hour show. (It's a lot. Seriously, try counting.)

While the girls always be bringing the laughs, tonight should be especially awesometacular because the girls are throwing a 90s party. Ahh, the 90s. Dare I hope a Color Me Badd song made the cut?  Either way, color me excited.

How to be...canceled

She called it! Well, kind of. Technically, How to be a Gentleman was not the first show of the season to get canned (The Playboy Club, Free Agents and H8R beat it to the punch.) Again, technically, it hasn't even officially been canceled - yet. But CBS has moved this lackluster performing series to Saturday night and is halting production, all before its third episode has even aired. Next inevitable step, cancellation. Thank you, CBS for listening to me. Now, about Ashton's ratty hair...

Her Sunday must-watch (10/9)

Alright, tonight I'm going with my same pick from last week: The Good Wife (9/8c on CBS). I feel like I have to work hard to sway the younger TV fans (read: those of you younger than 60) out there to check this show out. Why do I think this?

-Penny on Happy Endings made a crack a couple of weeks back about not watching The Good Wife because she's not old. Penny, I love you, you're a-mah-zing, but you're totes wrong here.

-My local morning radio DJ said this is one of the only shows he watches. He's sixty-something.

-It airs on CBS, which has an average audience member age of 70. Okay, I made that up. But it's probably closer to that than 30, is all I'm sayin'.

So, if you're on the younger side, check this show out tonight. What else are you doing on a Sunday eve? And if you're on the older, er, more mature side, add this show to your must-watch list if it isn't already. You know you're already watching everything else on CBS.

Her Friday must-watch (9/30)

Tonight's must-watch has a little something for everybody. Check out the cast of Blue Bloods (10/9c on CBS):

• For the die-hard New Kids on the Block fan, Donnie Wahlberg
• For the woman who's been around the block since before the NKOTB days, Tom The Mustache Selleck
• For her daughter, Will Estes
• For the sports fan, Tom Brady's original baby mama, Bridget Moynahan
• For those who enjoy an attractive woman in power, Jennifer Esposito, and again, Bridget Moynahan

So gather the family around and give this crime drama a chance. Sure, it's on Friday nights, but that might be an advantage so it doesn't get lost in the madness that is the Monday through Thursday primetime schedule like some other shows out there you're probably not watching.

His Thursday must-watch (9/29)

Every guy needs to learn proper etiquette. But times have changed, and the average person just doesn't have a lot of need to know where to put the shrimp fork when setting the table. This is the exact dilemma that Andrew Carlson (played by David Hornsby) is faced with when he is forced to break away from old-school ideals to meet the needs of modern society and keep his job on How to be a Gentlemen (8:30/7:30c on CBS).

Enter Bert Lansing (Kevin Dillon, Johnny Drama from HBO's Entourage), the ultimate degenerate according to Andrew, but someone that understands what it takes to be a man's man. Bert is here to take a crack at helping Andrew reshape his life so Andrew can keep his job.

Honestly, I think Dillon is perfect for this role. If this character can build off of Johnny Drama even a little bit there is hope for this show. Throw in Hornsby (from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and Dave Foley (The Kids in the Hall) and you have the early makings of a pretty good cast. Who knows how well it will all work together, but I'm definitely going to tune in to check it out.

His Thursday must-watch

Apparently Ben Linus has been busy in his time off the island, racking up billions developing software and solving crime.

In all seriousness, when I heard Michael Emerson was going to be in a new show I knew it was going to be a must-watch. That's why tonight I'll be tuning into the new J.J. Abrams show Person of Interest (CBS Thurs, 9/8c). Sure the show has definite Minority Report plot ties, but CBS thinks this show has such potential that they moved CSI to Wednesday at 10pm to open the Thursday 9pm slot for this new drama. How's THAT for a welcome to prime time?

The duo of Emerson (who plays Finch) and Jim Caviezel (former CIA officer John Reese) will be fun to watch. And after LOST I have to give everything Abrams touches a look. Hope you all are tuning in as well!