Her Wednesday must-watch (10/26)

What's better than the most intense and suspenseful horror show on TV? A Halloween episode of the most intense and suspenseful horror show on TV! That's why American Horror Story (10pm on FX) is my must-watch for tonight.

Tonight is part 1 of 2 Halloween episodes this week (part 2 airs Sunday). That's double the confusing blackouts, double the messed up young/old maid action, and double the number of potential ghosts slash dead-but-appear-to-be-alive characters that could pop up in and around Murder House.

More reasons to watch?
-It's Dylan McDermott's birthday! The big 5-0, if you can believe it. Think he'll walk around in his birthday suit? Again? Fingers crossed!

-Zachary Quinto aka Sylar aka Spock is going to be on, and you know he'll be bringing the creepy. Plus, he told us to watch via Twitter (@zacharyquinto), and this is one dude we do not want to disobey.

-More past owners of the house will make appearances. I wonder if there will also be big chunks of their skull missing? 

Get more scoop about this episode from our girl Kristin. Want a little tease? Let's just say a shovel deathblow to the head can't keep a pregnant mistress down!

Her Tuesday must-watch (10/4)

If I had the voice of one Miss Rachel Berry, I'd sing my Tuesday must-watch from the rooftops. But I don't, so I'll just add a bunch of extra vowels to get across my excitement: Gleeeeeee (8/7c on Fox)!

Watch with Kristin says "it is arguably the best episode of Glee" ever, with tons of great scenes and story lines for multiple characters. Best. News. Ever. That includes Brittany (Heather Morris) doing an awesome musical number. If it's anything like her performance of Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave 4 U" from last season (complete with a snake -  her name is Brittany S. Pierce, after all), you're not going to want to miss it. Plus, I gave this character props for her quote of the week last episode, and can't wait to see what words of wisdom she has for the gang tonight.

I also have to throw in an honorable mention pick. Tonight, sitcom icon Tim the Toolman Taylor returns to primetime TV in Last Man Standing (8/7c on ABC). Everyone with me now: Urrrra! While I'm not completely sold on this show based on the promos, I'll definitely give it a shot in honor of Home Improvement's Tim Allen. And Jonathan Taylor Thomas.